On going through a lazy Sunday night, I thought to spice it with a lil Drama.. Girls-They say we are a mystery unsolved and here are the facts that each guy can definitely relate to!
1- Leave me alone,I need time!
What guys think – she needs her space
What she ‘actually’ means-We need to talk! Space? Go join NASA Grrrrrrrrrr ! You try not calling for more than 2 mins and I will show you the hardest time of your life in a minute! I dare you !
2- Am I looking Fat ?
What guys think – She seems to be interested in my opinion
What she ‘actually’ means – Options be like No, Not at all, of course Not! No matter what, I want you to tell me I am hottest girl you ever know and remember, None other choice, do you have!!
3- What’s the date today, honey!
What guys think – 17th December baby
What she ‘actually’ means – It’s not a question but a REMINDER, that you are DEAD!Unbelievable now you don’t remember the day you gave me your 1st hankerchief ! And course why would you, after all I am too old for you now!
4- We need to talk!!!!!!
What guys think – let’s talk babe!
What she ‘actually’ means – Wear your steel helmets on! It’s time to get your filthy nose punched and definitely not talking! It is a red alert that you have done something immensely ungrateful and now don’t piss me off with more talking!
5- Isn’t she beautiful ?
What guys think – She likes my friend! How cool
What she ‘actually’ means – Not that I like any of your friend, but I can see she’s a bitch! She is gonna snap on like real soon and then don’t blame me if I screw the hell outa you! Better Maintain distance and do it soon!
6- Let’s stay at home only!
What guys think – Wow! Finally she agreed !
What she ‘actually’ means – You are an awfully mean person who doesn’t bother about
me .Had your friends planned out, you’d have gone out happily!but NOT when I feel like! i want to hit your lazy ass hard! Its not WORKING!!
7- You aren’t as cute as you think you are!
What guys think – she probably has better options 😦
What she ‘actually’ means -you are the most handsome guy in my eyes, I love you and want to make babies with you dumbo!
8- Do what you feel like!
What guys think – How understanding, I think she trust me finally!
What she ‘actually’ means – No more hugs, kisses, pamperings for a week, you anyway don’t listen to me as if I don’t exist. Please go to hell!
9- I think you are ‘right’
What guys think – she agrees with me!
What she ‘actually’ means – You like stars? Yeah right , lemme show you in daytime!!
10- I hate you
What guys think – She hates me
What she ‘actually’ means – I hate you like I love you! No matter how big jerk you become. Beyond all your nags and tantrums , I’d still love you to the moon and back!